Alejandro, he falls! But he gets a second wave and did a float! Malia is stoked! She is bouncing and smiling, like it is the best thing ever! She wants that $100k and the wildcards so bad. So close! And yet, so far! 5.9 for Breanna.
She is determined to beat Malia! She has an extra wave and she believes she is so going to win. That is going to smart!īreanna looks spicy. I feel like there is going to be a lot of falling in this challenge! This is my time to shine, says Malia! She is up first! Short floater, but Turpel liked the airdrop. Turpel says Lemoore is the eighth wonder of the world! A good floater lingers on the upper lip just like a first kiss. Everyone must floater on their own! The longest and and highest wins! Much giggling about the double meaning! Poop jokes, so perfect! The challenge is floaters! Kelly is explaining what a floater is. I could not possibly continue, if I strained something! It is hard to be jealous of anyone in Lemoore! I would have to try very hard and I might strain something, which would put an early end to the whole Ultimate Surfer thing for me. I would be jealous, but actually, I’m not, because I have been to Lemoore. With, uh, breakdancing, I guess! The starfucking vibes are very high. Breanna is so mad!Ī post shared by The Ultimate Surfer there’s a high school dance breaking out. Malia is flirting so hard with the Bachelor guy now. Visually, the glowing looks pretty alright. Koa gets very poetical about all the things. Oh, there is a moon! And it is a sliver, says Koa. They are wearing glow rings and their surfboards have lights! He has done this whole teaching surfing thing before, back in Puerto Rico. Alejandro owns a surf school, it turns out.
It would so totally liven things up around here!īreanna wins! She wins the red surf leash! She is a Bachelor fan for life now!Īlejandro wins the red surf leash! Zeke is very sad and disappointed. Somehow I don’t think it will go the way I am imagining. Red leashes! The award for best surf teacher is a red leash! Zeke got Hannah Ann on a wave! She rode it all the way to the beach. You win surfing Prince Charming! Hannah Ann likes Koa. There’s more to surfing than just shredding on the wave! He wants her to feel in touch with nature. Hannah Ann - I know the Bachelor lady’s name now. The Bachelor guy is like, Kayla is so hot. It is very cute how flustered Kai is! He is super flustered. I can’t even wait!īest surf instructor gets an extra wave in the surf challenge that’s coming up later.
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OMG, surf lessons! They have to teach the Bachelor people how to surf. Breanna and Kayla squeal very loud at the sight. People from The Bachelor are here now! I do not know them, but apparently, it’s very exciting. It’s so on! They are being introduced to some eligible singles. They are competing as individuals from now until the end of The Ultimate Surfer, which is in exactly four episodes. I do not know who writes this stuff, but I hope they got paid well for it. Shake it on down to the Basin, you charmers! The Ultimate Surfer! Episode 6! Let’s go! If one of those burly as fuck bros would like to sashay on over to the Surf Ranch, I would definitely not hate it. I am super squeamish about blood sports, but the abs were fabulous. I do not yet know who they are, but earlier this afternoon when I was in the gym, one of the televisions screens showed a UFC bout. That means, it’s knives out for Malia, the lone wolf, a nickname I feel will not really stick. Now Kayla has reunited with besties Tia and Breanna. How lucky they are to return to the Surf Ranch for more time on The Ultimate Surfer. In hot wildcard action, Kai and Kayla returned to the show. On last night’s episode of Ultimate Surfer, there were surprises galore! So many surprises, I could hardly stay in my seat. So, I have my M&M’s, and I am prepared for every eventuality. Halloween candy is already in stores, and was I going to pass it by? No, no I was not. I almost forgot to charge my headphones, a near-fatal error in this whole reality television experience.įortunately, they are ready to go - and so am I. Bitches will be bitches! says Malia, and she is not wrong.
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